i need friends who drink.
none of my friends here drink. wait. what friends here. lol. however, lori and i planned my birthday last night, and we’re partying. i just say this as my sister and her friends are raiding the bar. cool. SOMEONE COME DRINK WITH ME. I HAVE A BAR FULL OF ALCOHOL. :(
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying. Oh my sweet goodness. I just…
My mom always acts like such a fucking martyr. I literally cannot do anything on my own without her guilt tripping me about something. Doesn’t matter what it is. She can ask me to go wash my dads car and make me feel like complete shit if I just don’t respond to her quick enough. And tonight is no exception. I got to sit and listen to her yell basically about how this camp I’m...
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oh snap fitness....
your abundance of extremely hot and ripped guys has not faltered since i have last been there. i swooned when i walked in the door. hot daaaaaaaaayyyyuuuuuumn. i may have to start going back there instead of aerofit. lmao.
kittymarx answered your question: hey kids. essie.com/shop/re… ah! i do love me some essie. that’s a nice color. thanks! :)
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if my friends don’t stop putting me down as a Vector company recommendation and not asking me first/not even telling me they did, i’m going to slice every single one of them. this is the third call i’ve gotten lmao. i don’t wanna fucking sell knives this summer. at all. ever. lol. STOP CALLING MEEEEEEE.
patronsaintofpoordecisions answered your question: hey kids. use the blood of an unmilked virgin goat. the deepest red you can find. i will keep that in mind. and i guess since i chose you as my color consultant…. i have to take your advice… now, where to find a goat…
i’ve been on the hunt for a really RED nail polish, one that is actually red, not a red-hot pink. also, a really nice yellow polish. anyone have a suggestion on brands/colors for me to look at?
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A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favourite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favourite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
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