Asshole Disney.: "Fuck Yo Poptarts": A Day in the... →
assholedisney: So today, I started working at my shitty preschool again, where I will be for the entire summer until it gets shut down in August. My shift was from 7:30-11:30 and then again from 3:00-6, so I got there right in time for bitchy preschoolers to get dropped off crying because they’re tired. So…
The Absolute Funniest Posts!: how my mother... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: how my mother works me: mom i got all A’s mom: me: mom i cleaned the whole house mom: me: mom i don’t do drugs and i’m not pregnant mom: mom: is this your cup on the table? me: yes mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out…
mental_floss on tumblr: On This Date in 1974,... →
mentalflossr: Image via Homage.com To bring fans to see the miserable Cleveland Indians play the Texas Rangers on June 4, 1974, management decided to sell 10-ounce cups of beer for only 10 cents. More than 25,000 fans showed up for the event, but management forgot one small detail: drunk people get…
i received a text tonight that was absolutely terrifying and just reading it broke my heart and is something i never, ever want to see from any one of my friends, or just anyone, again. people, if you need to talk, find help. talk to me. i’m willing to listen to you and anything you have to say. i willnotjudge you. trust me. i have either helped people deal with or have personally dealt...
realanomaly asked: Yeah, me and my brother are gonna try to go to east beach.
What Is the Mystery Flavor of Dum Dums?
mentalflossr: Another one of life’s big questions answered. I GOT THIS, Y’ALL. I GOT THIS. it is a mixture of the flavors they make that day. so you could have like, lime watermelon, grape cherry, orange lemon, rootbeer popcorn. YUM. learned that from watching Unwrapped, the fucking coolest show ever.